This Is Neven's Ad that he wrote for school.:)
Liteout pills
By: Neven H.
Are you having trouble sleeping? Well, you can end that trouble
today! With my Liteout pills! With these pills by your side, you will
be able to fall asleep when and were ever you want. With one pill you
can fall asleep for a good 4 hours with no interruptions. But, the
side-affects may include small sicknesses like:blindness, deafness,
loss of movement, loss of smell, tuberculosis, Mad Cow Disease, and
Legionnaires' Disease, Cellular disruption and rabies. But if you get
and survive these symptoms we will give your money back guaranteed. So
on that beautiful note, please buy my fast acting Liteout pills!! the
first bottle is 45% off! BUY, BUY, BUY!!!
3 comments:
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. you should read it to
O_O
Are you trying to kill us, or put us to sleep permanently?? with those possible side effects, I think i would rather stay awake!
Neven finds drug ads ndlessly entertaining; with their small print.
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